It's a Damned Shame What Happened To Mitsubishi At The End

"PS9" (PS9) 06/14/2015 at 19:29 • Filed to: None

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Photocopying the Ram was bad enough...

...but the name change? Really guys? Seriously not cool. Who’s running that place now, a bunch of drunken frat bros?

In other news, Shadow Warrior is totally fucking awesome. I defy anyone to find a better use for $6 that isn’t beer.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:31

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For $5, I bought a plate holder that stays down without me having to jam my gas cap in a slot. For the other dollar, I bought a chocolate bar.

PS9 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 06/14/2015 at 19:33

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That’s pretty good. Decapitating a room full of demons with your Ki power and switching up to a quad barrel shotty for when the mini-boss portals in is gooder though.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:34

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That’s what I spent on Besiege yesterday.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:35

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Not having to crawl under your car in sub-zero weather to retrieve your gas cap that just pulled an ‘ejecto seato, cuz’ is a close second.

jkm7680 > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:35

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LOl, Titsubishi.

GhostZ > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:38

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I’m not going to lie, I laughed.

PS9 > jkm7680 06/14/2015 at 19:42

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They need to do more than photocopy the ram if they want to seriously compete with the Clitorlet Cockorado.

/Im12

jkm7680 > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:43

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Nah, the Toyanala Titgina is better.

PS9 > jkm7680 06/14/2015 at 19:48

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Oh come on with that. It didn’t even place in the yearly truck test/runthrough in Cock & Block magazine. The Cockorado won 9 whole inches in their latest test, more than any other truck! I just think you have a bias for anything made in Japenis.

/WHATISTHISTHREAD

jkm7680 > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:50

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Well the Cock & Rider magazine didn’t give the Cockorado that good of scored! Motorcock did a much better job! Oppositecock is better than both of those though.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 06/14/2015 at 19:50

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$6. What to do with six whole dollars? How about a gated shifter keychain?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Car-Auto-T…

Tohru > jkm7680 06/14/2015 at 20:13

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Toyanala: Pounding Forward

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 06/14/2015 at 23:23

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Dick n’ shit.